Who knew you could pack in so much genius in 140 characters! We have rounded up some of the best tweets from 2018, just for you! Have fun, rolling around the floor!!!
1.
[Visiting the doctor with my mom]
Doc: “Kya takleef hai aapki?”
Me: “Feve…”
Mom: “Yeh saara time video game khelta rehta hai”
— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) September 4, 2018
2.
Me in 9th standard spending 3 hours chatting on the phone right after school VS me in 2018 having a panic attack every time the phone rings pic.twitter.com/rZYkOAtEl6
— Bratticus (@bharatunnithan) September 6, 2018
3.
Bandruuuh Gurrrrrlz trying to get a Rickshaw… pic.twitter.com/Qb4nANnBVr
— That Goan Boy (@schmmuck) April 22, 2018
4.
Vicky Kaushal has gone through 3 years of Delhi college it seems pic.twitter.com/HbccXO1iPf
— dorku (@Dorkstar) September 10, 2018
5.
A good evening to everyone except this guy who cheated on Suparna & then dumped her on live TV pic.twitter.com/cjAV7h9faq
— LeBrown James (@Naa_Cheese) October 7, 2018
6.
10 seconds into an Atif Aslam song pic.twitter.com/g2cr3kEqAV
— Vighnesh Rane (@Vighrane01) June 28, 2018
7.
Move aside punjabi dhabas with truck parked inside them, this is the new deal. 😂 pic.twitter.com/A2RcKQhOi7
— Dh (@_xLNc) September 18, 2018
8.
K3G plot:
Jaya Bachchan to Amitabh Bachchan during the whole time. pic.twitter.com/NRoJ9QnHBL— Light-Say-Burr (@gotzerochill) March 19, 2018
9.
Definitely allowing my husband to work after marriage. I’m such a progressive woman 🤷
— Antix (@AnantikaMehra) January 11, 2018
10.
Me trying to see name of the movie whenever it appears on screen. pic.twitter.com/iLlnsJitC1
— Aarpee (@TweetsofRP) April 8, 2018
11.
Autowallahs in Mumbai be like… pic.twitter.com/25eCobxrfG
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) July 10, 2018
12.
YJHD was really out there trying to make us believe nobody wanted to bang Deepika fucking Padukone because they put a pair of glasses on her lmao
— 🌸 (@IscoDeewane) July 16, 2018
12.
One guy is in a bandhgala, one guy is in a vest, two guys are in jackets, one guy has a lovely sweater but won’t wear it, one girl is in a salwar suit and two girls in barely anything. It’s been 18 years since Mohabbatein and I still want to know what’s the weather of this place. pic.twitter.com/oB6DUj4ezM
— Sayantan Ghosh (@sayantansunnyg) October 27, 2018
13.
When you invest all your life savings on a startup pic.twitter.com/ZH4GaS8Rys
— AmbyZee The FreeBird (@Cheese_Pakora) September 24, 2018
14.
A man with Six Packs is always rude, kyunki usme tummys naam ki koi cheez nahi hoti
— Shaan (@lostdivinity123) February 19, 2018
15.
When I see myself on screen at a shop with CCTV cameras. pic.twitter.com/7IsDq1niA1
— Bade Chote (@badechote) June 13, 2018
16.
Who called it pub hopping and not bar bar dekho?
— Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) April 27, 2018
17.
‘Mom trying to let his son eat carrot 🥕’
Son- Why should we eat carrot,mom?
Other countries-
Because it contains beta-carotene baby, it’s good for eyes.Indian mom-
Tune kabhi khargosh ko chasma lagate huye dekha hai !!— Pritam👔 (@pritamkdas99) July 16, 2018
18.
who called it instagram and not stalk market
— good shape (@floydimus) March 28, 2018